Carlos is a boy-about-town. A young NYC dweller whose insight into the happenings of the city are commical and coveted. He is, what some would call an “It-boy”. We introduce to you our newest addition to the Allied Styles family, Carlos; as he shares his outspoken and entertaining travels and priceless experiences.  

There’s a lack of intimacy in my new room in Brooklyn. I’ve been here for over two weeks and I’ve yet to move all my belongings from their storage. Basically I’m super lazy, but Brooklyn is soooo far, let’s be real.

This fucking air mattress sucks and it keeps deflating after a few days and I think a mouse keeps going in and out of this hole on the side of the wall. Honestly, nothing will compare to my apartment in Manhattan. I lived there for an entire year, centrally located on 2nd and 2nd; right next to the F and a block away from Whole Foods.

 The more I think about it, now that I’ve been in NYC for over a year, I probably should have started out here in Brooklyn; instead of trying to push a lifestyle that someone like me does not procure. I should have fought tooth-and-nail to actually get myself to Manhattan.

Anyway, the lack of intimacy…

It’s hard to bring someone home, even within the first line: “I live in Broo-”, then they say, “oh, that’s nice, well see you later!” Also maybe the whole ‘empty room, air mattress, mouse’ thing isn’t very welcoming. Fuck Brooklyn.

Halloween plans (reminders):

Mark Ronson party @ Milk

That RSVP I just returned to Papermag about 12 hours too late.

Anything with an open bar – will update later.

GET COSTUME. Four days!?

Also don’t forget about your RAATCITY.com launch party

besos bitches xox